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Dinner with a Girlfriend
Jamani, kwa wale jamaa zangu ambao huwa hawapitwi na kitu machoni kuweni makini, soma hii
A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, “Hello, could you give me some condoms?
I’m going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!” The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out; he returns and says, “Give me another condom because my girlfriend’s sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me andI think I might strike it lucky there too.”
The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says, “Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend’s mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move!
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him.When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying,”Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us”.
A minute later the boy is still praying; “Thank you Lord for your kindness.” Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.The others look at each other surprised andhis girlfriend is even more surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, “I didn’t know you were so religious.”
The boy replies, “I didn’t know your dad was a pharmacist!”
Hapo vipi ingekuwa wewe
Why I fired my secretary
Why I fired my Secretary.
Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday.” I thought…
Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids… They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn’t say a word.
So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, “Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!”
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o’clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.?”
I said, “Thanks, Jane, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go!”
We went to lunch. But we didn’t go where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table.
We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day… We don’t need to go straight back to the office,
I responded, “I guess not. What do you have in mind?”
She said, “Let’s drop by my apartment; it’s just around the corner.”
After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, “Boss, if you don’t mind,
I’m going to step into the bedroom for just a moment.
I’ll be right back.” “Ok.” I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes; she came out carrying a huge birthday cake…
Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers,
all singing “Happy Birthday”.
And I just sat there…
On the couch…